Matthew para el Presidente del Mundo

Thursday was the best school day of the year for me thus far. I had an awesome time in school. My friends and I were all in the mood for posing and smiling for the cameras lor which are what I always love doing and do best. Fortunately the school’s photography club had a task to do on that day and I had my camera with me.

No Additional Math that day. WHOO HOOOOOOOO.

myself

and Min Jet

CASIO!! ANOTHER $500,000 FOR THE ADV!!

Sonia and I

Group cam-ho.

myself and Sheng Ling

Thursday was actually Mr Saiful, our jovial English language teacher’s last day of teaching in school. I think took more pictures of myself with my friends as though it was my farewell, not his. Heh…

Mr Saiful and I

I am not really a big fan of him. It won’t be a great loss to me although I’ll still miss that joyful vibe he brings to the class! And any English language teacher who’s chubbier than I am rocks socks!

Still got Mrs Subbu (the replacement teacher).. muahaha. She’s damn humongous lor.

myself and Phoebe

Sorry Phoebe. I know you’re reading this. I can’t edit your skin from looking like an ugly skin-shedding triple-lipped woman. The best I could do is just monochrome the entire picture except myself. No need to thank me. Your welcome. (Just kidding la k.. You look hot in person.)

Matt ft. the very rich, the very hot, the very photogenic, Miss Sonia Ayesha bt. Rashidi.

I see a plus size gold fish somewhere in the picture.
(oh! I just noticed something while typing the photo caption. Ah.. nevermind)

Yeong Yee Mae and I (take two)

Yee Mae, I love your hair but…

… I LOVE MINE MORE!!!!!

Eh my hair can pull of a versatile look, flat or spiky.. either way!!

Ryan and I.

The Search for America’s One and Only Geek.
8 candidates. Spot the fake and the real McCoy.

WHY AM I EVEN IN THE PICTURE? I so do not look close to geeky can?!

Amelia and I

HAHAHA. I JUST REALIZED I AM TALL. Wait, sheesh… what am I talking about?! I am always tall!

To be honest, I had to actually kneel on the table to be that tall. That’s how short I am compared to her.

New class. New classmates.

I LOVE MY CLASSMATES ALL TO DEATH
and they better be loving me too.

I am destined to be in a cool class every year. And I cannot tell you which class is best, from Secondary 1-3 Gamma, class of 2005, 2006 and 2007 respectively and this year’s 4 Zeta because all of them are unique and I had lots of fun being a part of the “tribe”.

Why I find 4 Zeta a great class is because everyone in the class is special in their own ways and can be identified by their distinct personality. We have a smart ass in class, a bombshell, a geek (or probably more than just 1), a flirter and many many more!!!

*****

The next day my friends and I had to complete a “school project”, as what Ryan called it, at Adrienne’s place after an interview with my school’s Interacts board of directors.

Draw, color and paste only lor. Nothing much.

(the above picture is put up by request)

OMG! I LOOK DAMN OBESE!!! HOW CAN??!!

And I look like I weigh at least two hundred and nineteen pounds and sat on the poor dog till it… just… die. Allow me to introduce Jangles, Adrienne’s 11 year old family dog. Damn old but damn cute can die lor.

AND HE’S SLEEPING AND STILL BREATHING. I SWEAR.

myself and Sheng on the overhead bridge.

LOVE THE HAIR. MY HAIR.

After our little gathering at Adrienne’s, Sheng Ling, Ryan and I walked all the way back to Ryan’s house where his dad will pick us up for physics tuition. It was a good 10 minute walk. Funny as well. Especially when Ryan and I hoped for Sheng Ling to say “come come lets pose” and drop right into the drain and die. Muahaha.

Nothing can compare to the moment when I heard a loud,

*KE-PA-BOOM-BUSH!*

when I thought my prayer had been answered. Sheng has dropped into a longkang and die. But that wasn’t the case. I turned behind and saw Sheng’s bag laid on the road. It’s straps broken. I wanted to be a gentleman and help her carry her bag but I can’t help laughing out loud all the way till Ryan’s house. No time for being a gentleman.

After tuition I followed Ryan back to his house to collect a CD. While he entered his house to get the CD, I went near his recently-shaven dog and gave him a pat on his head. Tiba-tiba (suddenly),

THE DOG GRABBED HOLD OF MY LEFT LEG.. AND GAVE MY THIGH A FU*K, DOGGY-STYLE!!!

I shook my leg away from that dog… but… he was grabbing my leg real tight. And I didn’t wanna shake him off too hard to avoid injuring him. Ryan’s dad was outside the house busy sweeping or something.

I almost wanted to yelp for help. Thank the lord almighty the dog released my leg as soon as Ryan emerged from his house. I SWEAR THAT ONE MINUTE WAS TERRIFYING.

Oh before I forget, that day was also Maulidur Rassul, a religious day for the Muslims and they had a celebration in school. The Muslims were all in their traditional outfit carrying banners with Arabic words written on it. I am guessing the ones celebrating Maulidur Rassul ought to dress their best. Hey! Even though I am not celebrating, I always look my best! *shakes head at Alya with a loud tsk tsk*

Looking good in an emo black and red outfit, Alya and I

Pretty in turquoise, Hanisah and I

My good brown friends.

I should be like a role model to everyone on Earth lor. Just because someone does not have the same skin color as yours doesn’t mean you can just bully or be prejudice towards them. RACISTS NEVER LIVE LONG WAN LOR… I’ve got really really really close and caring Malay friends. You got anot?

BN has an ancient balancing scale in their party logo. MINE WILL HAVE A BEAM BALANCE lor.

I can actually make a good Prime Minister. The youngest, most passionate, most unprejudiced, equal and hottest with no wrinkles among the lot.

I really want to be a politician lor.. a Prime Minister even! (I am not saying this ‘cos I was fascinated by the recent elections. It has been a childhood ambition of mine long before the elections). People can laugh at my ambitious ambition. But who knows lor… I can actually be one some day!!

Anyways…. more pictures ahead!

Team Guang Yi’s kolam, a decorative design using colored rice commonly made by the Hindus. Hey, it’s all about muhibbah people. Multiracial yet happy

Joanna and I

Joanna, Mrs Lim (my 10th grade Math teacher) and I

Zhui Mun, myself and Joanna.

LOVE THEM TO DEATH ALSO.

Some Honda whatever car…

myself, Reuben and Joanna
(love the background. so green can die)

Behind a tree trunk.
I wanted to put words like “chak!” or “pikaboo!” but.. that just sound so Sheng Ling plus Mr. Sim, my physics tutor altogether.

All the pictures I’ve just posted will be precious memories of my high school life in the distant future. And this blog entry is a reminder to me to live life and cherish the good times like tomorrow will never come.

Emo. Emo. Emo. Emo.

BYEEEEEEEEE.

(P/S: Sheng just called me a Lame-O. UGH!)

I just completed my The Celebrity Apprentice marathon. I am not gonna write you paragraphs after paragraphs about the show. Only one thing though. That was the funniest and bitchiest season I’ve ever watched rendering it my best The Apprentice ever. Lots of cat fight in the boardroom.

ANDDD…

Other than The Celebrity Apprentice, I am a proud owner of THE AMAZING RACE ALL STARS, THE AMAZING RACE 12, SURVIVOR MICRONESIA, THE AMERICA’S NEXT TOP MODEL cycle 10 and AMERICAN IDOL season 7 videos!

I am really satisfied and I can’t believe I actually have the patience to download all those videos.

Today’s photo:

Okay.. the following are five of my school reopen resolution featuring some of my “left-out photos” which I did not have the opportunity (or rather did not want) them to be displayed on my blog.

#1.
Pay more attention in class notwithstanding how lackluster on the threshold of death the teacher sounded… especially Pn. Maimah’s physics lessons.

(Honda, I demand 80K for boosting up your sales. thank you.)

(omg. I was so young then. 2 years ago. Heh.)

#4.
Complete my school homework/assignments/reports BY MY OWN.

#5.
Love Biology. Love Chemistry. Love Physics. Love Additional Mathematics. Love Accounts. Love History. Love (at least try to love) my Malay language teacher.

ANDDDDD… lastly…

Do not expect much from my blog after today.

Goodnight readers. It’s 1:00 in the morning now… and I am supposed to get up in about five hours time. I should win the award for most dedicated blogger of the century.

I hung out with my best buddies, Ryan, Sheng and Alan at Sunway Pyramid last Monday.

Alan said his mom would pick me up from the overhead bridge (near our high school) at 11 in the morning. So, I did. I had to jog my way there ‘cos I was late, that was at least what I thought! By the time I reached the bridge which was at that time or probably still is decorated with big posters and banners of the Subang Jaya election candidates from the National Front and the Opposition, I was sweating through my shirt!

The sun was being its usual self: a blazing bitch which made me sweat even more! I sat on one of the steps of the bridge, alone.

Few minutes later, I saw a bunch of my Red Crescent mates whom till today I still do not know their names. ALL of them. Like seriously. They were crossing the bridge.

*15 minutes later*

Babiness.

I subsequently text him a message asking him where he was and he replied, “5 minutes… 5 minutes”.

*10 minutes later*

MY HIPS GREW SKINNIER ALREADY LOR… ‘cos the sun was directly right above my thighs when I was sitting at the stairs. No need for lipo now…

And on the 27^th minute since my arrival at the bridge, the silver Toyota Avanza I was waiting for finally showed up.

Anyhow, through it all, despite it all, thanks Alan for asking your mom to fetch me.. again.

Ryan, Alan and myself arrived early to Pyramid. My school prefects were having an “Amazing Race” of their own in Pyramid on the same day.

Then while waiting for Sheng Ling to come, the three of us guys headed to JCo and met up Annie, Zhui Mun and Joanna, who were the organizers of the race. We chat and cam-ho.

I look so uncanny and HORNY can die! Yikes.

While we were in the midst of chatting, two groups came dashing outside of the mall, near JCo, the place where we were all sitting at. The girls left us ‘cos they had to give out clues to the teams. The jaded Ryan, Alan and myself had nothing else better to do but to watch one of the teams (Gok Heng’s group!) solving a picture puzzle. And we three grew even more bored watching them and decided to leave JCo.

Met up with Sheng Ling who was waiting at Starbucks.

Oh did I mention Hon Sang and Jo Ann came as well? Ugh. Those lovebirds made my hair follicles just… drop out from my skin throughout the outing. They were both holding hands, hugging and umm… cuddling wuddling like no one’s business and FEEDING EACH OTHER in the karaoke lounge like as if their respective partner just lose an arm or something.

EWW…..

And if right now you’re thinking that I am jealous. YES I AM! LOL. Kidding.

And after all the singing, Sheng Ling, Alan, Ryan, the lovebirds and I went to the bowling center and coincidentally happen on Joanna, Zhui Mun and Annie.

Annie’s just… super tall.

And after we bowled, Ryan, Alan and I went back and that’s the end of our boring outing.

I have something super funny for y’all to read! Okay.. before the holidays, I asked a couple of juniors to write an essay about me for the orientation thingy. And here is one of the entries I received. That fella wrote:

An essay about Matthew the prefect

This is an essay about a cruel but handsome prefect (should I take this as a compliment, an insult or what?!), Matthew. He is a prefect since form 1. He stays at Number **, ****** * Street , Bandar Puchong Jaya. His house number is **** ****; hand phone number is 01* – *******. This prefect’s IC number is 920419- ** – **** (wth?! how the heck did he/she know. Stalker!).

Its hard to admit that this cruel prefect is actually quite handsome (I’ll take it). This prefect is cruel because he treats me so badly. Maybe he treats other probates bad also (where got??!). As a probate, I need to get as many column to have the alphabets T-E-R-B-A-I-K and F-U-L-L. This prefect is cruel because he just give an alphabet every time I complete a task or mission. And he has 18 alphabet on his column, that is really too cruel. He maybe handsome, cool and hot but he is still cruel. This cruel prefect needs to be send flying. (ugh! That.is.just.so.insulting.) He is also cruel because he asked me to write an essay that is one page long, and using font size 12 only. (still.. this does not make me cruel)

He’s a single. He enjoys day dreaming, blogging, sleeping, and listening to music. (That dingbat copied from my outdated friendster profile) He spent most of his time with his * best friends, which are _______________.

My portfolio album

Friends album

Group photo album

I am not an active user of all these interactive websites to be frank… I just upload pictures in it once a while. It’s apart of my hobby actually.. heh.

P.S.: If you haven’t realized, I’ve updated my links from my blog already! It’s more synchronized now. And btw.. if your name was previously on the link section and now you’ve found it missing, you have not either link me or BLOODY UPDATED YOUR BLOG. PLEASE LINK ME TO BE LINKED. Thank you.

I tried getting the most yong sui picture of him. I hope it’s good enough. Do not hesitate, just kick.

My high score: 6205.

Message me if you beat it. I’ll kick more. LOL.

Hello everyone,

Last weekend I went out to the Subang Parade mall with my friends.

Hey I thought we were going out to some mamak stall or something, so I wore my prefect’s tee. And Sheng was like teasing me ‘cos I wore it to the mall.

Like seriously? At least I do not wear a shirt alleging that my brain is aging and that I am having a memory-loss. I felt damn insulted. And I felt the same way on your rash comment about my shoe. I demand you to take that back!

ANYWAYS…

We (Adrienne, Alan, Ryan, Sheng, YM and myself) were gathered there for a reason: gossip. There is one fella whom we all hated a lot and that unfortunate person is Malaysian born Canadian resident, Wan Jun. He has turned into a cocky bitch ever since he left for Canada and thankfully he’s not with us anymore.

The day before the outing, Ryan, Sheng, Alan and myself had a confrontation with that cocky bitch on MSN Messenger. We started the conversation with all sorts of insults and I-hate-yous. It was a vicious one indeed. Then he gave all sorts of replies to defend himself:

1:04 AM

Wan

(piece of) Jun(k) said:
Why are u all saying bad things about me? Did I do something wrong? or r u jealous??

1:06 AM

Wan (piece of) Jun(k) said:

Canada is so much fun than Malaysia. Malaysia is so hot that you all will be burn.

1:29 AM

Wan (piece of) Jun(k) said:
Your minds are polluted.

1:52 AM

Wan (piece of) Jun(k) said:
That is a disgrace, wrapping the penis and butt with a Malaysian flag.

His pigheadedness only brought him to much humiliation and disgrace. Poor kid. He doesn’t know who he’s messing with. In the end, the foursome: 100, cocky bitch: 0.

We ate at Secret Recipe.

Saluting as Pn. Wu walked by…

For once, look at the camera Pn. Wu… just once!!

A sports car. Yokohama? Lotus? Which one? LOL. Sorry… I do not know much about cars.

The school rented that automobile just for the day for Pn. Wu to sit on. Apparently it belongs to some student’s brother who is a sports car racer or something.

I like Pn. Wu. She’s funny. Her rotund face with sagging cheeks made it hard for me not to laugh whenever I see her in school. She looks wayyyy beyond her 50s to me. But what the heck! This woman has a heart of a teenager our age! I mean… how often do you hear of men or women in their 50s especially retiring teachers who knows who Rain, the Korean singer is?

I am not that close to her but most of you may not know this…. because of this woman, the hopes and dreams of a bunch of 14 year olds to travel thousands of miles to far far away Mexico, as young ambassadors of the school and nation to a youth seminar came true. And one of them is me!!

Pn. Wu, thanks for the support!! And have a happy retirement

And the rest of the day was just normal. I had taken a lot of pictures. Just take a look…

Wen Li, myself, Felicity and Andy

Prefect buddies

America’s Next Top Model cycle 13

[Top 4]

Guang Yi, myself, Elaine and Michelle

Joanna and I

Zhui Mun and I

myself and Min Jet

myself

, Andy and LQ

We had English class at the end of the day. And teacher divided the class into three groups and gave us assignments. We had to draw a cartoon character with super powers of one of the endangered animals in the world (sounds like kindergarten art class.. but hey! It’s not!). My group, consisting of Yongming, Min Jet, Ryan and myself chose to draw a panda.

Please take note: IT IS AN ALL-GUY GROUP.

Presenting you… THE PANDA…

Power Puff Panda. Cute? No?

LOL.

Rest assured, we’re all straight.

And on the following day, I was supposed to honor guard the VIPs who would be coming for the Aaride International Tree Planting Awareness Program. And apparently our school is the excellent award recipient for this year’s Tree Planting Awareness Program. It was nothing much.

My co-workers

Heheeeeeeee…

Joanna, Annie and I

myself, Shu Lyn, Dhivya

That was the serious one when the VIPs came

After the honor guard was all over…

And umm…. like every other Friday evening, I went for Physics tuition at Mr. Sim’s.

In front of the house of my Physics teacher’s. LOL. Was bored okayy..!!

myself

and Alya

THE END

Yay my job is done!!!

Until then,
Matt

LOL.

Do not read if you do not want to know about stuffs I did back in 80009 BC.

Just look at the pictures only laaaa… I believe that’s what y’all like most right?

First and foremost, some pictures from Chinese New Year. LOL.

Cookies!!!

My jeans!!

New shoes!! Not bad for a $30 pair of shoes!

$1,258

And on the 14th of February, my friends and I celebrated Valentines Day.

Single on Valentines as usual.

Never experienced Valentines with a partner before. So depressing, I know.

On the glorious morning of this lovely day, I was, like every other day, early to school. The sky was Prussian blue, almost pitch black. I walked to the corridor of my classroom and placed my Nike school bag on top of the rack. All of a sudden, I felt an itch on my butt. SOME TWIG OR SOMETHING WAS POKING ME BENEATH MY UNDERWEAR LOR.

I was really really tempted to scratch it but hey, WHO ON EARTH (other than Alya) SCRATCHES THEIR BUTT IN SCHOOL?

But as I started walking, the itch was too much for me to handle. I just can’t help myself but to scratch.

AHAHAHA.

To my absolute horror, a shadowy figure of a girl in pinafore was standing at the other end of the corridor. She was walking towards me. I couldn’t see her face until she stood beneath the bright fluorescent light.

I quickly descended my hands and felt my pocket as if I was finding for my wallet. And that girl, a junior, petite in size, asked, “Is that you Matthew?”. And I scornfully replied, “Duh! You blind ka?”

Then there was a short moment of silence. Crickets creaking. Frogs croaking.

I caught her fishing something in her pocket. She pulled out a pink tissue paper and timidly handed it to me.

I asked her what was it for. To blow my nose?

“Just as friends ahh…”, she muttered demurely. “Shh… do not ever tell anyone!” and walked away, leaving me standing in the dark alone, bemused and puzzled.

I inserted the object wrapped with pink tissue paper into one of the pockets of my blazer and went for duty.

During Physics class I tore the tissue paper open to find a packet of Cadbury chocalates.

AWWWWWW….

Lol. But a bit cheap hor to wrap it with tissue which she probably had gotten free from Mc Donalds or something.

Sorry sweetheart, I don’t accept bribes. If you want my full for orientation, work hard for it. And speaking of orientation… here’s the Top 5 probates/junior who are in the lead in getting my complete column done:

1. Mabel
2. Chooi Mei
3. Sze Ling
4. Guang Yi
5. Laavanya

Congrats. And good luck

Moving onnnn…

This Valentines I decided to show my appreciation and gratitude towards my close female friends by sending them roses. I gave three friends of mine a rose each.

To y’all three (you should know who you are)

I guess I’ve written most of the things I wanted to say to you in the note which I’ve tagged on your roses. Just to add in a few more words: You have played an important role in my life and made it colorful and fun and cheerful and all the goody things in the world. I am honored to have met you.

I really wanted to buy all my female friends roses, but sorry, Interact club sold a rose for $3 and I only have a small budget of $10.

Blame the INTERACT CLUB. Nyahahaha.

And thank you Syafiqah, Gok Heng and Elaine P. for the stuffs you gave me on Valentines Day.

And to all of you whom I gave stuffs to during Valentines day and never give me anything in return,

And I hope it’s cancerous!

Haha.

Just kidding.

Recently engaged.

Love you Annie. Lol.

On the very same day, it was coincidentally class photoshoot day.

(Candid shot)

And on one of the Additional Mathematics classes, we did not have lessons ‘cos my classmates and I were lazy and our teacher agreed not to teach. Damn boring lor ‘cos everyone were all preparing for the upcoming test which I am glad to say, it ended a week ago.

I was too lazy to do anythin’ so I disturbed Yongming, Elaine and Amelia. I sketched their faces. =D

Elaine, Yongming and Amelia. See the resemblance, no?

My hidden talent: Drawing. I know.

And on the recent assembly, the school FINALLY gave me my certificate for being one of the straight A achiever in the country in the 2007 PMR public examination. Gosh, I am still in raptures about my achievement.

I feel like saying this all over again and I am going to say it now:

I look retarded here.

Btw,