Matthew para el Presidente del Mundo

Ok… I absolutely need to post something up in order to push that blog post about that Canadian fag downwards. Frankly speaking, I do feel a bit embarrassed and mortified after I reread what I wrote about that fag. I sounded like an envious preschooler! HAHA. And ever since I posted that up, everyone started correcting my English! Wtf.

But I didn’t wanna delete my already-posted entry because…

F.y.i., no, I do not always complain/envy/begrudge/bitch/whine about little stuffs like that. Truth is, I am a very calm and modest person in real life. Anddd… I always tell my friends how honored I am to have known them and I constantly speak highly of them. If you refuse to believe, you can always ask my friends on the tagboard =P

Ok fine.. to think of it again, don’t ask them. At this very second, ALL of them are probably gunning to spam my tagboard with “NO, HE’S A MEANIE!!” in capital letters and even in bold! Heh…

Anyways, there’s another person who pissed me off even more recently. She’s the past TOCfE Malaysia coordinator. Theory of Constrains for Educaton (TOCfE) is a non-profitable organization which educates young kids to think and act using logic-based tools in order to improve student behavior, academic learning and school governance.

I happened to be a TOCfE member (how noble of me). My friends and I have done several projects to disseminate the thinking tools we’ve learned in Mexico to our friends in Malaysia. And we usually seek help and advice from a Colombian lady we’ve bonded during our days in Mexico through MSN Messenger.

The sovereign six (us, TOCfE ambassadors of Malaysia) were supposed to attend the recent conference in Florida, The United States of America but was prohibited by the Ministry of Education of Malaysia because we were sitting for our national examination in October. For this reason, we decided to create a special presentation to the members of TOCfE nationwide who were gonna be present in Florida and since we will not be there, the Colombian lady would present on behalf of us.

All of a sudden, that bitch (the ex-Malaysian coordinator) sent me an email. But instead of starting her email with a ‘hello’ or a ‘how are you?’, she insolently interrogated me about our presentation and sternly notified me that everything, including the presentation, must be vetted by the Malaysian authority before it could be sent to the foreigners. She not only questioned me about the presentation but also bombarded me with a list of mistakes that I shouldn’t have done in the past. She also claimed that her name was laid in “bad light” because I whined to the foreigners with”half-baked” stories.

I immediately replied her and gave her a MEGA-ZHA.

There are many reasons why the root of the problem didn’t come from any of the sovereign six (including me). That poor bitch was placed in embarrassment attributed by her own irresponsibility, recklessness and bad leadership as the coordinator or senior to keep us informed ahead with the rules and regulations and dos and do nots. It is also because of her negligence to keep in touch with each and everyone of us which resulted to this unfortunate mishap (she deserves it). All the more she lists our past mistakes now but not in the beginning, only shows her lembabness.

Pfft… and if she wants to suspend us pon I wouldn’t care. What’s the point of being passionate in something and giving our 100% when our work will not not appreciated.

Just because I am 15, I would let any elderly blame me for their own blunders and blatant mistakes. Too bad I am not gonna stupidly nod my head and bow down to that aging woman who is 40 over years older than me, just to be “respectful” and “well-mannered”.

No, I am not cursing my bald Shih-Tzu. It has a penis. Therefore he isn’t the bitch I was talking about.

P/S: If you’re planning to defend that bitch, I suggest you save it for yourself and cut the crap you’re planning to tell me ‘cos I only exposed 1/3 of the mail and you only know 1/3 of it.

It’s 10PM

*gasp*

damn late.

I wanna blog but I am too tired to do so.

Y’all come back tomorrow la. I assure you there would be something new to read about.

Everyone is updating their respective blogs except me =’( Kinda disheartened at the moment to blog, chat online or do anything.

Let’s see… who ruined my perfect December.

I hope he chokes on that pizza.

He’s name has been publicized and criticized on my blog numerous of times and I will not scruple, (instead I’ll more than happy) to talk about him once more in my blog.

One day, that Chinese Canadian asshole (yeah! that’s him!) left me an offline instant-message on MSN demanding me to reveal the person who divulged his secrets to me soon after he read my blog and discovered that my friends and I have been gossiping about him.

I replied, “Everyone!“. (‘cos I didn’t wanna pinpoint anyone)

And I think he was dissatisfied with my answer. Shortly after the 20-minute negotiation, he tried to be an English whiz on me by claiming that I had just mistakenly used an incorrect word in one of my sentences (which he was right). Then, to my utter surprise, he said,

My jaw literally dropped wide open when I read what he wrote.

Although he really wanted to win the argument (‘cos he has never won once in his life), but for him to say that to my face was just a complete low blow. I guess he did not shower that day (since it was winter over there) and did not see his own reflection on the bathroom mirror. For a person whose English is flawed and broken himself to make such a statement to a straight-A-student-in-English (6 times > 90%) is completely absurd. This is atrocity at its height!!

F.y.i, he has shamefully gotten countless of B’s for English in the exams he sat for before and has never once beaten me in English language. It is indisputable. And I can proudly say that with strong evidences and witnesses backing up what I’ve just said.

No, I am not boasting nor telling you that my English is on top of the world. I am just showing how wide the standard is between that bastard and I (which of course, I am the one standing gloriously at the peak.)

And on that same day, I spotted a comment posted by that bastard on one of my friend’s blog. In that comment, he said;

So disgusting can?!!!

Just because he migrated to Canada and pursued his studies there makes him better than all of us here in Malaysia. And.. and… you know what?! The irony is that the person he addressed that comment to is ranked among top 5 students in the class padahal that bastard is about 10 placings behind him/her.

Well, obviously he was trying to gain some respect from us which he has never once gotten throughout his years back in Malaysia. Unfortunately, all his “achievements” in Canada isn’t awing me and most of his Malaysian friends. And, god-knows whether he’s really in Canada right now!! He is probably in Ethiopia running for refuge with the giraffes.

Ok.. there’s actually two more people who demoralized me recently. Those middle-aged bitches. I hope their husbands cheat on them and I hope they get to watch their husbands having anal sex with their mistresses. HMPH!

Well, one of them works for the Ministry of Education. I’ll shall not say who, just for the sake of precaution. I do not want to get sued or my straight-A’s results (IF only) for PMR to be stripped off.