Hello and Merry Christmas everyone.
First and foremost, yesterday was one of my worst and most dreary Christmas eve I’ve ever experienced in my life. I attended the worst Christmas party served with one the worst barbecue meat, if not the worst, I’ve ever tasted in my life.
Pfft… made me miss my The Amazing Race for no reason!
Subsequently, I demanded my parents to bring me back home right away and they abided to my plea. It was already super duper ultra mega late at night, 10 to be exact, when I set my feet into the house.
Passed my bed time already lor… ‘cos I usually sleep at 9:00PM or earlier. (What an unearthly time of the day to sleep for a teenager of 15!.. I know)
I quickly changed into my pyjamas and hopped onto bed and place my head on the white pillow. I didn’t just fall asleep yet but instead I forced myself to stay awake. I reached out for my cellphone and typed a short message wishing the recipients, who are all my close friends, Christians or non-Christians, a Merry Christmas.
The mannerly ones replied the minute after I sent the message… and I believe the rest, on the other hand, wanted to save their 5 cents to text their girlfriend instead and decided to conserve their lazy thumbs and ignored my message.
Stupid lor… it was midnight when I was on cloud nine about my straight As achievement in my dream. All of a sudden I heard the buzzing sound of vibration on my bedside. I opened my eyes and saw a flashing white light emanating from the screen of my mobile phone and written on the brightly lighted screen was:
5 messages received
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be HAPPY
HAVE A WONDERFUL CHRISTMAS
Not to be unappreciative or anything… but I am not merry and happy anymore lor… ‘cos he freaking interrupted my merry and happy dream! Thanks for the message anyways. And thanks even more to the friends who texted me before I fell asleep (you know who you are).
Nonetheless though….
That is my dog, by the way.
There isn’t a Christmas tree erected in my house this year… so… I am forced to google a picture of one to be posted up in my blog.
(No I am not handicapped k!! I have two perfect arms in real life)
Above and beyond that, I have a friend whose birthday is on Christmas, which is today.
Aside from a scarf, I have to say the Christmas hat makes a good replacement to tutup aurat. Heh.
No, she isn’t the school sweeper lady! She just happened to be a lady friend of mine, who swept the ground of my school’s grassless field.
Thank goodness she does not visit my blog or else she’ll probably stab my vigor and vim heart with a kitchen knife until the thick red oxygenated blood ooze out from the pulmonary arteries, veins, valves and vena cava and etcetera, etcetera and etcetera. Then she’ll leave my poor heart out to dry beneath the radiating hot sun and let the moist of my punctured heart be evaporated by the surrounding heat. Lastly she will unrepentantly slice the shrunken heart into millions of pieces and feed them to her aging cat.
And the ghastly and gruesome nightmare she dreamt off a year ago was just an absolute cock and bull story… to hide the unfeigned truth she had always knew of long before that she’ll, one day, kill me.. because I FREAKING POSTED 3 FUGLY PICTURES OF HER WITH A CHRISTMAS HAT ON HER HEAD ON HER 15th BIRTHDAY!
I see the devil in her eyes. *coughs* Damn! I look hot in this picture! *coughs* She was about to feed me with a scone highly poisoned with a few drops of potion to rot my perfect white teeth or to scar my kuning-langsat Asian skin or to reduce the size of my penis.. I don’t know. But… muahaha… I fled and pose with another girl before she could even stuff that little pastry into my mouth.
=P
Go.. shoo… tell me I am damn lame on the taggieboard.
Christmas wad… cannot be lame ka?
Anyways, dear Alya, as much as you find my short story ridiculous and stupid and lame, the idea of the whole story is that through the funny and happy times or sorrow and mad moments, upon which we felt like strangling each another, we still ended up as good friends… correct?
Alya, enjoy December and the first three months of 2008, before I turn 16 in April because you certainly wouldn’t wanna be teased with the name “kiddo” by me.
I am about to end this blog entry. It’s almost 10PM… and I need to SLEEP!
So I wish all of you goodnight and Merry Christmas! And thanks to those who wished me on the tagboard. I deeply appreciated that.
